The Faux-Proust Character Questionnaire for Non-Profits

I’m not proud of this, but I’m obsessed with the Proust Questionnaire feature on the back page of Vanity Fair. Made famous by the responses from Proust at various ages throughout his life (I prefer age 20 to age 13, for the record), the questionnaire is a smart little treat. It’s a perfect coda to enjoy after reading the magazine’s take on the whole Colzine travesty, Christopher Hitchen’s last piece (on Dicken’s, with customary affectionate but unsentimental tartness) or, say, a long piece on the lavish life of Valentino (possibly one of my favorite magazine articles- and movies- of all time, if only for the bits about the pugs). I like the questionnaire not only because it provides essential (read: non-essential) information- Ralph Fiennes and I have the same greatest fear- being eaten by a shark- and the same greatest joy- swimming in the sea- quelle surprise!- but because it makes me reflect on what my own answers to the questions, which are simple but telling, might be.
While the extravagant preposterousness of this feature and of Vanity Fair itself is clear, I started wondering if the questionnaire could be a potentially unifying and clarifying tool for non-profits trying to find their own spirit and voice. I think that often the most useful tools are the roughest and that’s why I decided to create a new version of The Questionnaire, for non-profits, to take a brief measure of their organizational character.
As with the original questionnaire, this one is designed to help your organization get to know yourself a little better- not just in terms of measuring metrics or creating long-or-short term goals- but in getting a holistic picture of what your organizational values are, how you operate in the world and, yes, what animal you’d be if your organization were one. The trick here is to think of your organization as one living, breathing entity; your staff, mission, values, and practical work are now one dynamic and vibrant whole and your answers to the questionnaire should be, if nothing else, in the spirit of this unified organizational force.
I’ve linked to a PDF of this questionnaire below, so jump over to it, print and answer away! To more thoroughly illuminate the intended spirit of this exercise, I’ve also included DonationPay’s responses to the questionnaire (and adjusted it in two spots to make it relevant to our growing business, rather than organizational status)- we took some time to get feedback from our team on all these questions and the answers are included below.
Faux-Proust Questionnaire For Non-Profits:
What do you regard as the lowest depth of organizational misery?
An unhappy client or an uncorrectable mistake.
What do you regard as the greatest peak of organizational joy?
Helping an organization exceed their internal fundraising expectations, saying yes when other services say no.
What is the greatest flaw in your organization’s leadership?
Disorganization and chronic silliness.
What is the greatest strength in your organization’s leadership?
Love of the work, diligence.
How does your organization define success?
Having happy clients that are effectively fundraising online, happy staff members that are motivated and enthusiastic, and providing an agile service that adapts and innovates. Also: learning, constantly.
What is your greatest fundraising success, to date?
N/A
What is your greatest fundraising failure, to date?
N/A
What qualities do you most desire in a prospective employee?
Adaptability, humor, boundless capability.
What qualities do you most admire in a prospective donor investor?
Flexibility, an innovative and strategic mind.
If your organization could be represented by the work of one artist, living or dead, who would it be?
Chuck Close. Each tiny square and moving part has an enormous impact on the whole.
What are the guiding principles of employees of your organization?
Consummate friendliness, fairness and thoroughness.
What are the guiding principles of your mission?
Collaboration, innovation, fairness, support of progressive causes.
What is your organization’s biggest fault?
Impatience.
What is your organization’s greatest expenditure of resources?
Staff energy.
What is your organization’s greatest expenditure of capital?
Staffing.
What qualities do you most admire/desire in a volunteer?
Willingness to stuff envelopes until 3 AM. Lots of creative energy and ideas, but no mania.
What animal would your organization be if you had to choose one?
A sea otter. Agile but solid, playful but potentially fierce!
Who is your organization’s greatest hero of literature?
This was a hard one to agree on, but we are all quite admiring of the tenacious, moral rabbits in Watership Down. Building a happy and functional community through hardship and adversity is something we really admire.
Who is your organization’s greatest hero in real life?
We have lots!
We truly are lucky to work with so many organizations that are heroic and inspiring to us. Also teachers (hi, Mom!) and all committed advocates and activists for equality, peace and change. Also, we think Mimi Silbert (and the Delancey Street Foundation) is freaking awesome.
What historical figure does your organization most strongly identify with?
August Escoffier (1846-1935). Everyone here is an avid foodie and we were all in agreement that Escoffier was a total badass whose spirit and verve we’d like to emulate. He cooked inventive yet basic meals for both the nobility and the poor in London and improved kitchen basics in a revolutionary way (he invented the Soyer field stove for the Army, heightening the chances of embattled soldiers getting proper nutrition and created ovens with adjustable temperatures and refrigerators cooled by water). He also created soup kitchens for the stricken public during the Irish potato famine and was a generally democratic and creative person.
Your most marked characteristic?
Energy, curiosity.
Where would your organization like to live?
We’d love to have offices in San Francisco, New York, Seattle, and Austin.
What is your organization’s present state of mind?
Preoccupied with forward motion.
What is your motto?
Agility, affordability and adaptability FTW.
If your organization were to die today, what would you most want people to remember about you?
That we provided a terrific service, at a fair price point, and that we positively impacted the online fundraising trajectory of our client organizations.
Where do your see your organization in 5 years?
Giving Network for Good, PayPal, and Convio Blackbaud a run for their money.
If you’d like us to publish your organization’s Faux-Proust Questionnaire For Non-Profit’s on our blog, take a few minutes to fill it out and send it in to us at info@donationpay.org. With your questionnaire, send in your a brief description of your organization’s mission and practical work and any other info you’d like us to print.











